Ever have one of those days?

My capo is too loose on the second fret, so I have to stuff paper behind it. Thats what you get for buying a cheap capo (Norwegian Wood goons)
I was wondering how many crews there are in byob, and how many are there, but unnamed. I mean theres skype crew, which you can name down to a member. Then pogue crew which is all like a lump of jello. But then troll crew. Who was in it? Did it ever exist? Was it a term that was ever self applied, or merely a paranoid figment of the collective imagination of a minority with a persecution complex? dude.

Word out to Klem. Ctrl-F now ;)

Is BYOB even called byob anymore? Its not in the title. There's no banner. If someone bought an account tomorrow, and started posting in the blue forum, they would be all "why do they call it byob?" i mean, its our heritage.

WALL OF FUCKING TEXT.

I wonder what percentage of byobers smoke the ganja. And what percentage of those post while stoned. I think in 30 years our generation will look back on BYOB in the same way that Kerouac and the rest of the Beat generation look back and are associated with Greenwich Villiage,NY.
I mean, byob is full of poets of the new millenium.
Good (goon) threads are like constantly evolving, democratic poems.

dude.

BB King is the best guitarist

Engine Fortegue : More annoying than 1,000 Bicks.

If I had the power to permaban one person, it would be Engine Fortegue. The reason I would give for the leper's colony would be 'suicide', as I will be really really careful about not leaving any incriminating evidence near his lifeless spastic husk.

Let me introduce you to this terminally attention seeking faggot.

Engine Fortegue was first noticed as a BYOB poster when replying to forum poster settes' joke 'hey guys im cutting myself i might die bc of it (pics)' thread. Out of the blue, this shining example of rational thought offered to cut himself in return for an avatar certificate. Lovesauce took him up on the offer, telling Jordan that the cert would be his if he carved his username into his wasted flesh.


He complied, and the result can be seen to the right of this line of text --->

This mutilation was nothing compared to the obvious mutilation that he experienced upon his genitals, as further photographs displayed what can only be described as a bastardisation of the penis. Few expected this particular horror, and god only knows how this terrible accident occurred, but occur it did.

So there we have it. Engine Fortegue. The man, the poster, the biggest faggot to ever post on the somethingawful forums.

Please, for the love of God. Release him from his misery. Ban him, and never let him return.


Thank you, and goodnight.

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